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Malcolm Merriweather

Malcolm Merriweather is a prim and proper, but very friendly Englishman, a former gentleman's gentleman for Colonel Chumley for 11 years served in the Coldstream Guards for 6 years . He hailed from Heckmondwike, England (the old country, where they have castles with moats and stuff). His mother was born just 2 blocks from the Picadilly Circus. Malcolm visited Mayberry three times while touring America on his bicycle visiting small towns across the country. Malcolm always had a fondness for the charms of a small town. During his first visit to Mayberry, Andy hired him as a handyman around the house so he could pay off his debt to Fletch Roberts, for $40.00 worth of damage to his truck, after Malcolm caused a collision with him while riding his bicycle on the wrong side of the road. Malcolm could be a good handyman, but first he needed to get the hang of how to use a ladder. Malcolm was very good at taking care of Andy and Opie while Aunt Bee was away or just to give Aunt Bee some rest time, as he did on his second visit to Mayberry. Malcolm is a great cook and housekeeper, and could also do many other things, like making paper ladders and faces on eggs. He was also a falcon keeper in the past and used to tinker under the bonnet of the Cololnel's car back in England. On his third visit to Mayberry, Andy hired him to be the school crossing guard, a job after Andy dismissed Ernest T. Bass from the job for throwing bricks and rocks at cars. Ernest T. was not pleased with this decision and after discovering through conversation Malcolm was an Englisher, Ernest T decided he wanted to fight Malcolm because of it. Malcolm, not being a fighter, had Goober teach him a few tricks. Fortunately for Malcolm, Ernest T. thought Malcolm was an Irishman and called off the fight. Malcolm earned enough money in Mayberry to continue on his journey across America, stopping in small towns along the way and doing odd jobs to earn money to finish his tour and head back to England.
(jlt)